At Last !

 

 

 

Seen here is the Newest Design

for the Dukakis Parking Wheel.

With monies from the

ADA Rapid Response First Strike Fund,

The Dukakis Project has just completed

its15 minute study of the problem

and has issued its long awaited

Papal Bull on the solution.

The City of Los Angeles,

in an effort to fall all over itself,

has agreed to table all other considerations,

until the ADA mandated

project is completed.

 

 

The Dukakis Group

has begun implementing the first stages of the

Westwood Village

Parking Accommodation

& 

Master Auto De-exacerbation Plan.

 

The Dukakis Plan,

with full support of UCLA Parking Professor

Donald "Beemer" Shoup and Chief O'Police Bratton,

calls for the Installation of 56 of these Parking Wheels

throughout the Residential Grid of Westwood Village

at a cost of $11,000,000,000.

 

The City intends to raise the funds

by imposing a new seni annaul 100% Equity Tax,

on property owners in the Village.

 

UCLA Fraternities,

and Part-Time Personnel will be exempted

 

Groundbreaking will begin the moment

Mrs. Dukakis sets foot in Westwood.

The Construction Company of Dukakis, Dukakis & Disney,

a Rhode Island based firm,

will be the Primary Contractors.