Barefoot in the Parking Lot

 

Never open a show in L.A

....Baby

"Barefoot In the Parking Lot"

(West Coast Revival)

 

Song and Dance by L.A. District Attorney

Libretto &Music by K. Dickson

Produced, Directed & Orchestrated by by Michael Dukakis

 

 

Hmmm........

I imagine about now,

The Chief O' Police

The Right Honourable etc etc & so forth Bratton

is wishin' he'd never picked up the call from Mikey D.

 

 Cast:

(Images may or may not be accurate or up to date)

 

Professor Shoup

 

played by Don T. Park-Thayer

 

will no doubt win the coveted  "Who Me? Award;

for managing to take California Taxpayers' money for his salary,

yet somehow not bothering to share his Grand Pooh-Bah of Parking expertise,

or his vast knowledge of enforceable sanctions against institutions,

with the one true offender in this scenario;his employer,

UCLA.

 

 

Alex "Newcomer" Faye

 

(played by himself ?) 

comes closest to delivering.

But alas, he is but a promising actor

who has now attached his star

to a wagon wheel

and been left holding the bag

to cover for the real troublemaker

of this disastrous play without a play.

 

 

 

Mikey M.C. "L'il Tank" D

 

(as played by Count Dukakis)

 

In crafting his curious performance

of a pompous yet bumbling Iago,

Mr. Dukakis is revealed as having as much to do with

"the people" and their processes...

as Man of La Mancha has to do with the literature of Cervantes.

 

 

The Actual Residents of Westwood Village

(played by the actual residents of Westwood Village)

A bravura performance, given the theatrical and systemic

lack of humanity, vision or integrity exhibited by the director.

 

 

Crowdsley Bothers