Pictured here: 
 Embarrassed UCLA Chancellor and Regents, 
 desperately pretending not to know 
 ANYTHING   about Mikey D's latest absurd  fiasco...
  Note to Mikey D: 
  
 Stick to takin' good folks' money
 for your impotent and irrelevant 
 "Rally 'round the Party - Evil Bush - Whatever Happened to ME?" speech.
 Feel free to tout the benefits Electroshock all you like,
 but Mikey, please don't expect us in WW
 to favor your delusions with anything but the scorn 
 due a stuffed shirted Popinjay.
  
  
 Bah