ahhh, the good old days

Earliest known solution

to horse & wagon boom

around UCLA  c.1870

ADA ~ Dukakis File Update !

U.S. NAVY TO MOTHBALL

CARRIER BASED AIRCRAFT !

After a visit by the Dukakis' 

to the USS Westwood,

an  ADA Rapid Response Swat Team

descended on the carrier;

determining that tandem parked aircraft

made the deck ugly

and that the apron parked aircraft

made the fighter planes unaccessable

under ADA guidelines.

The aircraft were subsequently ticketed 

and towed from Guam to San Diego

by the Shoup Towing Company of Tucson, Arizona.

 

Grassroots Dukakis

Mr.Dukakis,
Thank you sir for pointing out the obvious,

regarding neighboring a major university.
Bravo ! 

The point is sir, the neighborhood and the enforcement agencies

had already arrived at a flexible and common sense truce about the issue

and its painfully obvious solution.


Sir, I believe your efforts and defense of those efforts

are disingenuous.(at best)
 

Kindly stop your tedious incantation of State and Federal

requisites to anoint your self-righteous personal crusade.

Using disabled Americans to get your way is despicable.

There are also several State Statutes and Regulations

that dictate UCLA MUST continue to grow and there are all manner

of Federal requirements for States, Institutions and Cities to PLAN and EXECUTE

discrete and dedicated Parking Facilities within schemes for expansion.*

* I believe these issues fall under the canopy of Public Policy.

  

This is a longstanding mission

you have had for the last two years.
 

The fact is, a member of your family

thinks the parking in the Village is "ugly".

 

I believe that you sir, have mounted this entire fiasco

to please that family member and exercise your own sense

of personal entitlement.

The Los Angeles City Agency responsible for considering

"complaints" such as yours, has denied your "claim" at least twice

in the last 2 years.

Messrs. Shoup and Dukakis:
Thanks for adding more stress to a neighborhood
that had already "solved" the problem at the grassroots level.

At this point Sir, your family's taste in urban visuals

and your ego are the larger problems in this neighborhood.

Caught on Tape II

Seen here two members

of The UCLA Dukakis-Shoup Project

deeply involved in "research"...

(at California taxpayers' expense.)

 

Psssssst...Over here!

Oh dear oh dear...just where has Mikey "D" gone....?

Its so quiet around here.

 

CAVEAT

 

Operatives like Mikey D

expect the citizens will doze off after a battle.

 

Operatives like Mikey D know that the battle

is not the war....so they wait....and wait.

 

Operatives like Mikey D expect to win and do not like to be resisted.

 

Westwoodians..

do not assume that the stay of execution

on Mikey D's absurd demands signals an end to the problem.

 

Typically, political types wait until the crowd is fat and happy

or diverted and then they remount their efforts with renewed fervor.

Don't allow this to happen in this instance.

 

Do not put down your pitchforks...

Pitch in with your neighbors and resist the absurd.

from the cradle to.....

Seen here @ Westwood Veterans' Cemetary

two Shoup-O-Meter Memorial Headstone Meters.

 

The new headstones are the result of a UCLA study

which determined that citizens, unlike academics' theories

and Parking Meters, simply cannot continue taking up viable space

upon or after expiring.

Rates are $100,000 per eternity ....7 days a week.

 

.

Is the meter half full or empty?

Seen here Wexler P. Cranston, standing in University Place

with his newly issued Tandem Shoup-O-Meter manufactured by KiddeeCo,

of New Bedford, Mass.

 

 

The portable unit, which  locks onto the wrist, 

is now mandatory for all residents of Westwood Village.

 

One unit is for walking, the other unit is for standing still.

Anyone caught walking or standing still in the Village

with an expired Shoup-O-Meter, is subject to ticketing,

towing and a firing squad.

 

UCLA Professor D. Beemer Shoup, the inventor,

explained to anyone who would listen, that people

just don't understand, that walking or standing around

in a free country is not a right guaranteed by the Constitution. 

 

The new rates for standing around in your own neighborhood

is mandated at $138.00 per day.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

HOO NOO?

Separated at birth?

Same Fantasy

Same Style

 

the silence grows......

Pictured here:

Embarrassed UCLA Chancellor and Regents

desperately pretending not to know

ANYTHING

about

Mikey D's latest absurd  fiasco