U.S. NAVY TO MOTHBALL
CARRIER BASED AIRCRAFT !
After a visit by the Dukakis'
to the USS Westwood,
an ADA Rapid Response Swat Team
descended on the carrier;
determining that tandem parked aircraft
made the deck ugly
and that the apron parked aircraft
made the fighter planes unaccessable
under ADA guidelines.
The aircraft were subsequently ticketed
and towed from Guam to San Diego
by the Shoup Towing Company of Tucson, Arizona.