Embarrassed UCLA Chancellor and Regents,
desperately pretending not to know
ANYTHING about Mikey D's latest absurd fiasco...
Note to Mikey D:
Stick to takin' good folks' money
for your impotent and irrelevant
"Rally 'round the Party - Evil Bush - Whatever Happened to ME?" speech.
Feel free to tout the benefits Electroshock all you like,
but Mikey, please don't expect us in WW
to favor your delusions with anything but the scorn
due a stuffed shirted Popinjay.