Embarrassed UCLA Chancellor and Regents,
desperately pretending not to know
ANYTHING about Mikey D's latest absurd fiasco...
Note to Mikey D:
Stick to takin' the honest & good folks' money
for your impotent and timelessly irrelevant
"Rally 'round the Party - Evil Bush - Whatever Happened to ME?" speech.
Feel free to tout the benefits Electroshock all you like,
but Mikey, please don't expect us in Westwood
to favor your delusions with anything but the scorn
due a stuffed shirted Popinjay and his self important nest mate