Monday, January 1, 2007

Tanks but No Tanks

Dear Mike & Kitty:
Thanks for your kind offer to form a Neighborhood Organization.
A. Your Arrogance is only equaled by your narcissism
B. Your cynicism is unequaled
C. This is Los Angeles,
     we know a hyped personality when we see one.
     Remember Mike,
this is a movie town,
the images only look 25 
    feet tall on the screen.
    Careers fail when the hyped
begin to believe they are real.
    Being a Politician and all,
we would have thought you knew this
D. In this town we know a star when we see one or make one.
E. Being in a Neighborhood Organization would seem to require
     that one actually be one. (Neighbor)  
F.So, kindly repack your carpetbags and beat the Winter 
   within the pale of some other warm weather community.

No comments: